MON-DAZE: What did the FIVE FINGERS Say to the FACE?!?

... and there you go.

WTF happened last night? Wow. Just wow.

Hello again.
I started this last Monday and was already flustered with the radiation that is humanity. My girlfriends out of town, so the one person that keeps me balanced and not some hermetic warlock lost in a cave somewhere is not around, so I have dug myself a nice hole and stayed in the house all of Sunday, on…