MON-DAZE: Tropical Storm deez nuts.

My left Huevo is wetter than this storm.

I swear I always forget the bullshitting that happens during Hurricane Season.

Hello from Miami, where the current weather is UNDERWEAR UP YOUR ASS. Yes, UNDERWEAR UP YOUR ASS; as the humidity rises, the sunbeams cook you, sous vide cooked to death kind of day. Flooding on some corners, but nothing like what the internet is putting on. It’s flooding in …