MON-DAZE 006 - BURN IT WITH FIRE!

Another Monday, and sit here asking Why did we descend from the trees?

What asshole in our species told us it was good to come down and learn to lie to each other and eat bacon? We were so happy up there with all our junk hanging out, swing from tree to tree, without a care in the world. Now, look at us! I stuck somewhere between Crying over tik-tok and Total Nuclear Annihilation.

Fuck.

Mondays, amirite?

Okay, so hitting the…